The United Socialist Communes of Ording Drublene is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Toni Alabria with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.159 billion Drublenic Ords enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarczand. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Drublenic economy, worth a remarkable 1,205 trillion cormbgis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 147,717 cormbgis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ording Drublene's national animal is the trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Ording Drublene is ranked 103,345^th in the world and 836^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,547.88 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.