The Kingdom of Munire is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.371 billion Munireans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Widow. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Munirean economy, worth 459 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,050 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents, every computer glitch triggers an immediate counter-espionage response, and former jazz musicians play freeform silence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Munire's national animal is the Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Munire is ranked 79,379^th in the world and 655^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 24.4 kickbacks per hour.