The Kingdom of Munire is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its lack of airports, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.495 billion Munireans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Widow. The average income tax rate is 77.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Munirean economy, worth 471 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,783 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

If someone says there's plenty of living space in Munire they're lyin', that which doesn't kill you can get you de-platformed, parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away, and the mark of a good ruler is the largeness of his chin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Munire's national animal is the Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Munire is ranked 29,430^th in the world and 263^rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Governments, scoring 26.98 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.