The Parliamentary republic of Triumphancy is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Prime Suspect with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.358 billion Triumphants enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trentonia. The average income tax rate is 3.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triumphant economy, worth a remarkable 1,424 trillion one piece is reais a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 224,073 one piece is reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Prime Suspect's bedroom, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and nine out of ten citizens of Triumphancy answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Triumphancy's national animal is the quazybear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stencilism.

Triumphancy is ranked 116,856^th in the world and 952^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,134.46 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.