
| Population | 5.805 billion |
| Capital | New Trentonia |
| Leader | Prime Suspect |
| Faith | Stencilism |
| Currency | one piece is real |
| Animal | quazybear |
The Parliamentary republic of Triumphancy is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Prime Suspect with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.805 billion Triumphants enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trentonia. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Triumphant economy, worth a remarkable 1,295 trillion one piece is reais a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 223,252 one piece is reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
It's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, and government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Triumphancy's national animal is the quazybear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stencilism.
Triumphancy is ranked 302,112th in the world and 2,500th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.57 kickbacks per hour.
Endorsements Received: 11 »
Karputsk,
Dyllypoly,
Altasund,
MadJack,
Magnaformia, Ancarchyland,
Mijhu Republic,
Toerana,
Falangist Quebec,
New Anarchisticstan, and
Lux Prima.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Triumphancy, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
- : Following new legislation in
Triumphancy, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
- : Following new legislation in
Triumphancy, the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced.
- : Following new legislation in
Triumphancy, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
- :
Triumphancy voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Eliminating Slavery and Trafficking of Persons".
- :
Triumphancy adopted General Assembly Resolution #3 "World Assembly Governance Standards".
- : Following new legislation in
Triumphancy, skateparks can be found in every city.
- : Following new legislation in
Triumphancy, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
- : Following new legislation in
Triumphancy, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy.
- : Following new legislation in
Triumphancy, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too.
























































