The Parliamentary republic of Triumphancy is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Prime Suspect with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.805 billion Triumphants enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trentonia. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triumphant economy, worth a remarkable 1,295 trillion one piece is reais a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 223,252 one piece is reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

It's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, and government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Triumphancy's national animal is the quazybear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stencilism.

Triumphancy is ranked 302,112^th in the world and 2,500^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.57 kickbacks per hour.