The Kingdom of Elnire is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King AFrenchEnderman with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.066 billion elnireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astorija. The average income tax rate is 72.0%.

The all-consuming Elnirean economy, worth 298 trillion OSLS a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 97,458 OSLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, and the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elnire's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elnire is ranked 300,769^th in the world and 2,483^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.6 kickbacks per hour.