The Kingdom of Elnire is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King AFrenchEnderman with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.194 billion elnireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astorija. The average income tax rate is 72.0%.

The all-consuming Elnirean economy, worth 312 trillion OSLS a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 97,944 OSLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work", King AFrenchEnderman's Twitcher account is typically used to share Wolf memes rather than government policy, and the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elnire's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elnire is ranked 40,628^th in the world and 329^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Governments, scoring 24.31 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.