The Commune of Ramelia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Speaker Vouina Gelava with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.904 billion Ramelians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ramelion. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ramelic economy, worth a remarkable 3,637 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 203,176 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists ask to stay in the same pleasant accommodations where foreign prisoners are kept, it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs, military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it, and no bunny expects the Ramelic rabbit coalition. Crime is totally unknown. Ramelia's national animal is the rufous hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Phusechina.

Ramelia is ranked 306,323^rd in the world and 2,579^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.3 kickbacks per hour.