The Commune of Ramelia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Speaker Vouina Gelava with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.383 billion Ramelians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ramelion. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ramelic economy, worth a remarkable 4,011 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 218,204 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime is totally unknown. Ramelia's national animal is the rufous hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Phusechina.

Ramelia is ranked 219,655^th in the world and 1,316^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Black Market, with 342 billion Standard Monetary Units.