The Republic of Crentopia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Omar Sáenz with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 8.298 billion Crentopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crenca. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crentopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,227 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, you can't ask the government "you and whose army?" when they declare they're going to rob you, some say that Omar Sáenz can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned White tigerball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crentopia's national animal is the White tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Crentopia is ranked 5,274^th in the world and 92^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,077.99 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.