The Republic of Crentopia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Omar Sáenz with an even hand, and notable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 7.879 billion Crentopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crenca. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crentopian economy, worth 995 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,335 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, and devotion to God is only skin-deep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crentopia's national animal is the White tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Crentopia is ranked 141,413^th in the world and 1,262^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.1 kickbacks per hour.