The Republic of Crentopia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Omar Sáenz with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 8.48 billion Crentopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crenca. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crentopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,062 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,286 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, private law firms are unheard of, in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight, and pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crentopia's national animal is the White tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Crentopia is ranked 95,002^nd in the world and 1,304^th in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 56.63 insults per minute.