The Robot of Hoffania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Unit 0001 with an even hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, compulsory vegetarianism, and national health service. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 9.675 billion Robots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novus Romanum. The average income tax rate is 25.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Robotian economy, worth a remarkable 1,014 trillion 1s and 0s a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,828 1s and 0s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, and Unit 0001's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hoffania's national animal is the Robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Hoffania is ranked 270,546^th in the world and 12,957^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -263.82 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.