Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 93rdMost Primitive: 565thHighest Crime Rates: 2,093rd
The Robot of
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Cute little robots! Squeee!
Maximillian III
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Population7.413 billion

CapitalNovus Romanum
LeaderMaximillian III

CurrencySilver Dollar

The Robot of Hoffania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Maximillian III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.413 billion Hoffanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novus Romanum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Hoffanian economy, worth 675 trillion Silver Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,156 Silver Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 258,772 per year while the poor average 25,648, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Novus Romanum's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, bris parties are all the rage, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals, and immigrants who don't like the taste of Hoffanian Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Hoffania's national animal is the Robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Hoffania is ranked 234,055th in the world and 7,348th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 4.9 Obesity Rate.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 93rdMost Primitive: 565thHighest Crime Rates: 2,093rdTop
Most Devout: 3,047thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,618thMost Cultured: 5,633rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,833rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,929thBest Weather: 6,099thLargest Retail Industry: 6,230thMost Influential: 6,857thLargest Black Market: 6,909thMost Inclusive: 8,809thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,163rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,911thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,866thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,551stNicest Citizens: 14,753rdMost Pacifist: 15,781stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,931stHealthiest Citizens: 19,291stMost Developed: 22,110th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 22nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 60th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 96th in the regionMost Devout: 99th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 104th in the regionMost Cultured: 138th in the regionBest Weather: 150th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 154th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 171st in the regionMost Inclusive: 179th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 209th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 253rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 253rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 262nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 291st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 381st in the regionLargest Black Market: 466th in the regionMost Developed: 474th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 596th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 741st in the region

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