The Hivemind of The Seid is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by everyone with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.574 billion minds are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of our brains. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Seidian economy, worth an astonishing 11,073 trillion thoughts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 432,993 thoughts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime is totally unknown. The Seid's national animal is the individual, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is us.

The Seid is ranked 258,285^th in the world and 6,874^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -85.58 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.