Most Cultured: 8thHighest Food Quality: 28thSmartest Citizens: 29th
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The Seid

Population29.28 billion

Capitalour brains
Leadereveryone
Faithus

Currencythought
Animalindividual

The Hivemind of The Seid is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by everyone with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.28 billion minds are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of our brains. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Seidian economy, worth an astonishing 13,230 trillion thoughts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 451,857 thoughts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists, and the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun. Crime is totally unknown. The Seid's national animal is the individual, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is us.

The Seid is ranked 19,771st in the world and 67th in Refugia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.48 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Cultured: 8thHighest Food Quality: 28thSmartest Citizens: 29thMost Advanced Public Education: 37thMost Inclusive: 37thMost Scientifically Advanced: 65thHighest Average Tax Rates: 65thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77thMost Rebellious Youth: 77thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 91stLargest Governments: 105thLargest Welfare Programs: 116thMost Secular: 156thHighest Poor Incomes: 209thLeast Corrupt Governments: 226thMost Advanced Public Transport: 261stHealthiest Citizens: 281stMost Patriotic: 301stLargest Information Technology Sector: 319thMost Developed: 345thLongest Average Lifespans: 366thHighest Economic Output: 435thRudest Citizens: 485thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 504thMost Efficient Economies: 560thLargest Publishing Industry: 571stHighest Average Incomes: 687thMost Compassionate Citizens: 787thMost Subsidized Industry: 804thNicest Citizens: 828thSafest: 832ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,120thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,323rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,411thTop
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Largest Populations: 4,775thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,657thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,234thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,009thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,231stMost Armed: 18,173rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,129thNudest: 19,347thLowest Crime Rates: 19,771stMost Income Equality: 21,140thMost Politically Free: 25,586thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,636th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, war is made in the name of love.
  • : The Seid was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.

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