Population | 29.28 billion |
Capital | our brains |
Leader | everyone |
Faith | us |
Currency | thought |
Animal | individual |
The Hivemind of The Seid is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by everyone with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.28 billion minds are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of our brains. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Seidian economy, worth an astonishing 13,230 trillion thoughts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 451,857 thoughts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists, and the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun. Crime is totally unknown. The Seid's national animal is the individual, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is us.
The Seid is ranked 19,771st in the world and 67th in Refugia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.48 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Seid, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
- : Following new legislation in The Seid, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in The Seid, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
- : Following new legislation in The Seid, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".
- : Following new legislation in The Seid, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
- : Following new legislation in The Seid, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
- : Following new legislation in The Seid, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
- : Following new legislation in The Seid, war is made in the name of love.
- : The Seid was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in The Seid, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.