Most Cultured: 13thHighest Food Quality: 20thSmartest Citizens: 30th
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The Seid

Population25.574 billion

Capitalour brains
Leadereveryone
Faithus

Currencythought
Animalindividual

The Hivemind of The Seid is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by everyone with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.574 billion minds are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of our brains. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Seidian economy, worth an astonishing 11,073 trillion thoughts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 432,993 thoughts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime is totally unknown. The Seid's national animal is the individual, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is us.

The Seid is ranked 258,285th in the world and 6,874th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -85.58 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Cultured: 13thHighest Food Quality: 20thSmartest Citizens: 30thMost Inclusive: 33rdMost Advanced Public Education: 35thHighest Average Tax Rates: 38thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69thLargest Governments: 74thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 79thMost Scientifically Advanced: 82ndMost Rebellious Youth: 94thLargest Welfare Programs: 121stMost Secular: 127thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 133rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 136thHealthiest Citizens: 185thMost Developed: 212thMost Patriotic: 224thHighest Poor Incomes: 230thLongest Average Lifespans: 232ndMost Beautiful Environments: 286thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 303rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 332ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 351stLargest Information Technology Sector: 432ndRudest Citizens: 494thHighest Economic Output: 500thSafest: 513thMost Efficient Economies: 579thLargest Publishing Industry: 643rdHighest Average Incomes: 689thNicest Citizens: 759thMost Compassionate Citizens: 786thMost Subsidized Industry: 864thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,359thHighest Drug Use: 1,558thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,647thTop
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Largest Populations: 5,020thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,926thMost Stationary: 8,233rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,815thLowest Crime Rates: 9,787thNudest: 9,792ndMost Influential: 12,743rdTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,217thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,558thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,004th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 37th in the regionNicest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 71st in the regionLargest Populations: 77th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 170th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 205th in the regionMost Influential: 207th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 211th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 235th in the regionNudest: 241st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 329th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 512th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, builders across The Seid are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seid, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom.

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