The Republic of Wolfir is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Adalwolf Duko with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 7.871 billion Wolfirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessig. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfirian economy, worth 907 trillion Silverhearts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 115,342 Silverhearts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, bars are packed at all hours, autopsies often involve only cursory examination, and doctors tell patients to turn and cough up some change. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfir's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Wolfir is ranked 63,227^th in the world and 439^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,484.33 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.