The Republic of Wolfir is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Adalwolf Duko with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.322 billion Wolfirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessig. The average income tax rate is 38.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfirian economy, worth 780 trillion Silverhearts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,621 Silverhearts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The tightness of border controls in Wolfir leave a little to be desired, prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfir's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Wolfir is ranked 305,035^th in the world and 2,553^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.43 kickbacks per hour.