The Republic of Wolfir is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Adalwolf Duko with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.441 billion Wolfirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessig. The average income tax rate is 44.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfirian economy, worth 805 trillion Silverhearts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,318 Silverhearts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfir's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Wolfir is ranked 63,199^th in the world and 548^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Governments, scoring 20.66 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.