The Moderately Liberal Unitary Republic of Goobergunchia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kalden Hansen with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.209 billion Goobergunchians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goobergunch City. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Goobergunchian economy, worth a remarkable 3,656 trillion knugels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,909 knugels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goobergunchia's national animal is the red-tailed hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Goobergunchia is ranked 3,984^th in the world and 110^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 596.26 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.