
| Population | 13.246 billion |
| Capital | Wintaurus |
| Leader | Premier Alisia Smiltisia |
| Faith | Agnosticism |
| Currency | Credit |
| Animal | Winter Island Parrot |
The Federation of The Winter Islands is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Premier Alisia Smiltisia with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.246 billion Wintaris are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wintaurus. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Wintari economy, worth a remarkable 1,888 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 142,590 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People are offered free trials to go to trial, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, burglars are known for taking cash, socks, and other valuables, and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime is totally unknown. The Winter Islands's national animal is the Winter Island Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
The Winter Islands is ranked 307,670th in the world and 2,175th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -26.23 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Winter Islands, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
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The Winter Islands, burglars are known for taking cash, socks, and other valuables.
- : Following new legislation in
The Winter Islands, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.
- : Following new legislation in
The Winter Islands, people are offered free trials to go to trial.
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The Winter Islands adopted General Assembly Resolution #13 "No Punishment Without Prior Law".
- : Following new legislation in
The Winter Islands, all beauty contests have been banned.
- : Following new legislation in
The Winter Islands, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
- : Following new legislation in
The Winter Islands, many Wintaris struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices.
- : Following new legislation in
The Winter Islands, t-shirts displaying a photo of Premier Alisia Smiltisia performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
- : Following new legislation in
The Winter Islands, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.





























































