The Socialist Pirate Republic of Schillikia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Capitana Nataliya Schillikskaya with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.907 billion Schillikanes enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porta Schillikskova. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Schillikian economy, worth a remarkable 9,654 trillion Schilliks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 372,669 Schilliks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, and terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports. Crime is totally unknown. Schillikia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Piracy.

Schillikia is ranked 349^th in the world and 3^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Most Cultured, scoring 581 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.