The Democratic Republic of Coconrdia is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 339 million Coconrdians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vespora. The average income tax rate is 25.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Coconrdian economy, worth 25.9 trillion Coconrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,284 Coconrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)", and surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coconrdia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Coconrdia is ranked 94,644^th in the world and 531^st in The Leftist Assembly for Smartest Citizens, with 37.59 quips per hour.