The Peoples Republic of Sodorstan is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Xi with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate population of 9.658 billion Sodorstanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sodorabad. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sodorstani economy, worth a remarkable 1,642 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 170,015 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sodorstan's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sodorstan is ranked 9,538^th in the world and 220^th in The Leftist Assembly for Nicest Citizens, with 32.35 average smiles per day.