The Cooperative Republic of Mechenland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dany Augier with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.108 billion Mechens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monflore. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient mechen economy, worth 809 trillion Meches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 197,158 Meches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings, and the Monflore Film Festival recently voted 'Mechen Getting Hit By Football' as best film. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mechenland's national animal is the crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holoism.

Mechenland is ranked 5,105^th in the world and 38^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 17,206.03 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.