The People's Republic of Sadan is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 258 million Sadanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diyu. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Sadanian economy, worth 15.5 trillion Linguins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 59,985 Linguins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, Sadan has designated Diyu as its capital city, and art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sadan's national animal is the Hellhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sadan is ranked 13,472^nd in the world and 283^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 59.08 on the Kitten Softness Rating.