The People's Republic of Sadan is a large, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 138 million Sadanians, 122 million of whom are zombies, are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diyu. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Sadanian economy, worth 25.6 trillion Linguins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 68,352 Linguins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, the government has been criticized for giving away Sadan's territory to anyone who claims it, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, and socialism gives everyone a share of the economy's growing carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sadan's national animal is the Hellhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sadan is ranked 115,114^th in the world and 775^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 216.84 on the Clooney Contribution Index.