The Glorious Socialist Republic of Civea is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Marshal Kwame Vladimir Mao-Allende with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.186 billion Civeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Amarna-Luxor. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Civean economy, worth 33.7 trillion Yaehns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 28,397 Yaehns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Civean citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Civea's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Civea is ranked 85,893^rd in the world and 428^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,155.01 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.