The People's Socialist Republic of Tigris empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Tigylia with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 4.344 billion Tigarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tigrisia. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tigarian economy, worth 585 trillion Tagran ðs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,815 Tagran ðs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, the Tigris empire Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tigris empire's national animal is the Bengal Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Revolution.

Tigris empire is ranked 14,574^th in the world and 164^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Cultured, scoring 98 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.