The Socialist Kingdom of Rhenna is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Livia Morgenstern with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.281 billion Rens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zena. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Renin economy, worth 602 trillion Rhens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 183,573 Rhens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhenna's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular.

Rhenna is ranked 1,360^th in the world and 28^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,783.67 on the Clooney Contribution Index.