The United Socialist Republic of Zynax is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Candelaria Perez Isiordia with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.149 billion Zynaxians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiza. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zynaxian economy, worth 224 trillion Stars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 104,564 Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, supervisors in Zynax commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, government election advice reads like a restaurant menu, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zynax's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zynax is ranked 9,077^th in the world and 164^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,933.51 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.