The Melancholious Sacrosanct of Itsalaphap is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Solemniously Nakboun Matriarchs with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 1.219 billion Phouangdokmai are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sathalanalat Capitals and Xiangladouboun. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dokmai economy, worth 157 trillion Decentralized Bank Currencies and Ikeungs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 128,527 Decentralized Bank Currencies and Ikeungs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A little love goes a long way claim Dokmai news, notable individuals are granted land and titles, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime is totally unknown. Itsalaphap's national animal is the Ikaphidip aka Necroblooded Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Local Folk Religions and Latthi Banxun.

Itsalaphap is ranked 11,714^th in the world and 162^nd in The Leftist Assembly for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 6,402.95 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.