The Socialist Republic of Geezy For Life is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Garrett with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 13.58 billion Geezians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geezy City. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The all-consuming Geezy For Lifean economy, worth a remarkable 2,101 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 154,773 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the entire entry for Geezy For Life in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Geezy For Life's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geezy For Life's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Geezy For Life is ranked 3,847^th in the world and 29^th in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 123.2 law-abiding acts per hour.