The Queendom of Fluffy Paws is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by a faint whisp amidst the thunder with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 1.249 billion love-filled Fluffians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The fluffy economy, worth 68.9 trillion Love Motes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 55,146 Love Motes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, citizens may not "love, honor and obey" anyone except the State, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fluffy Paws's national animal is the Relaxolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Fluffy Paws is ranked 284,542^nd in the world and 734^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 418.3 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.