The Most Serene Republic of Xenoazimuthie is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Executive Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 870 million Xenoazimuthitsi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SCR named after Valeria Ilyinichna Lin. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xenoazimuthiets economy, worth 101 trillion Xenoazimuthieskiy grains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 116,455 Xenoazimuthieskiy grains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic missions are often mistaken as declarations of war, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, mandatory daycare is provided by the government, and the Federal Council of Xenoazimuthie has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenoazimuthie's national animal is the raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xenoazimuthie is ranked 25,105^th in the world and 254^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Cultured, scoring 83 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.