The Red and Black Union of Egaleca is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Tucker Carlson's left nut with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.045 billion Egalecans, 1.947 billion of whom are zombies, enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Four Seasons Total Landscaping. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Egalecan economy, worth 965 trillion government-mandated estrogen pills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 77,730 government-mandated estrogen pills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Four Seasons Total Landscaping Film Festival recently voted 'Egalecan Getting Hit By Football' as best film, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egaleca's national animal is the next victim of Kash Patel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is gender pronouns.

Egaleca is ranked 72,029^th in the world and 366^th in The Leftist Assembly for Nudest, with 182.75 cheeks per square mile.