The Dictatorship of Commiepolis is a large, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 179 million Commies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Red economy, worth 9.36 trillion Marxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 52,286 Marxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon, a bureaucratic fight over RIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commiepolis's national animal is the Sam Altman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Commiepolis is ranked 330,478^th in the world and 815^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.