| People: | 35,281,602 |
| Zombies: | 694,033,394 |
| Dead: | 1,550,173,602 |
| Survival Rate: | 1.54% |
The United Socialist States of The Tri is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Chairlady with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 729 million Trians, 694 million of whom are zombies, enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tri City. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Trian economy, worth 329 trillion Mints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 144,205 Mints, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, third world countries are rich in "I Love Tri City" t-shirts, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, and rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tri's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The Tri is ranked 2,078th in the world and 64th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,660.6 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
Endorsements Received: 60 »
Fuchsheim, East Pazare,
Midterra,
Kawany,
Ragnaria,
Comrade Itsuka Kotori,
The Ghol,
Sterkspruit,
Puff Mains,
Sauros,
Fernomia,
Henchikurin,
Masseillyia,
North Amherst,
Sincadenas,
Ebenia,
Marxlings, Greater Lesbianland,
Indomalfil,
Archasia,
Yuna Felis,
Lekhia, Tisteklia,
Elystreia,
Puglanda,
NeoXoleria, The Avlorough Islands,
Erosodom,
Medvefold,
Tigris empire,
Sadan,
Valan Prala,
Polotsk And Vitebsk,
Solestepas,
The Socialist Republic of Columbia,
Cana Island,
Islavaska,
Severnyy Railway Soviet,
Janovh, Rayneia,
The Great Tribes of the Amber Lake,
Sarmanov,
Viridisland,
Yugonixia,
Yorsa II,
Deutscher Volksstaat,
Gallarium,
Zapatal,
Namiliaba,
Nehawka, and 10 others.
Socialist Lesbians,
The Greatest Kaj,
Helan Kublisu,
Nova Luma,
Marxist Land of Peoples,
Schillikia,
Severovostok,
Otherwhere,
Suurvalta, and
Araschravia.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Tri was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of Araschravia.
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The Tri voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Civil Aviation Safety Standards Act".
- : Following new legislation in
The Tri, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
- : Following new legislation in
The Tri, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
- : Following new legislation in
The Tri, third world countries are rich in "I Love Tri City" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in
The Tri, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
- : Following new legislation in
The Tri, money grows on trees.
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The Tri adopted General Assembly Resolution #17 "Convention on International Arbitration".
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The Tri was endorsed by
The Karelo-Finnish Federation of Suurvalta.
- : Following new legislation in
The Tri, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.






















































