The Federal Socialist Republic of Comrade Itsuka Kotori is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Chairwoman Grey Tempest with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.51 billion Griffinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Romau. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Griffinian economy, worth a remarkable 7,284 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 501,999 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony, Kyubey-Incubators have more rights than the average citizen, and residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comrade Itsuka Kotori's national animal is the Kyubey-Incubator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Griffonia Religions.

Comrade Itsuka Kotori is ranked 307,183^rd in the world and 741^st in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -15.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.