The Soviet Socialist Republic of Super Awesome Fun Times is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Comrade Dejana Brynestri with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.066 billion proletarians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient SAFTian economy, worth 867 trillion brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 213,254 brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, high school bands practice by moonlight, and left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks. Crime is totally unknown. Super Awesome Fun Times's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Super Awesome Fun Times is ranked 42,844^th in the world and 55^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 4,941.49 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.