Most Valuable International Artwork: 56thMost Influential: 494thNicest Citizens: 700th
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Handshaker
Minister of Foreign Affairs
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Excellent
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Frightening
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Super Awesome Fun Times

Population4.066 billion

CapitalLeningrad
LeaderComrade Dejana Brynestri

Currencybrains
Animalzombie

The Soviet Socialist Republic of Super Awesome Fun Times is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Comrade Dejana Brynestri with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.066 billion proletarians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient SAFTian economy, worth 867 trillion brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 213,254 brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, high school bands practice by moonlight, and left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks. Crime is totally unknown. Super Awesome Fun Times's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Super Awesome Fun Times is ranked 42,844th in the world and 55th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 4,941.49 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 56thMost Influential: 494thNicest Citizens: 700thMost Cheerful Citizens: 795thMost Compassionate Citizens: 797thMost Inclusive: 902ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,093rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,484thMost Developed: 1,485thHighest Food Quality: 1,498thMost Pacifist: 1,600thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,733rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,740thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,749thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,791stLargest Governments: 1,966thMost Secular: 2,034thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,056thHealthiest Citizens: 2,093rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,127thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,480thBest Weather: 2,629thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,766thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,878thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,926thLowest Crime Rates: 2,986thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,116thMost Efficient Economies: 3,147thSmartest Citizens: 3,217thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,475thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,572ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,704thMost Cultured: 3,845thHighest Average Incomes: 6,270thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,160thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,457thMost Income Equality: 11,991stTop
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Safest: 14,923rdMost Patriotic: 15,036thHighest Economic Output: 26,168th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 38th in the regionMost Stationary: 43rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 46th in the regionMost Patriotic: 47th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 50th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 53rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 55th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
  • : Super Awesome Fun Times was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.

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