The People's Republic of The United Workers is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 306 million United Workersians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The United Workersian economy, worth 16.3 trillion Peoples Currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 53,235 Peoples Currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Populations of two-headed Workers have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, bars are packed at all hours, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Workers's national animal is the Workers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The United Workers is ranked 46,506^th in the world and 345^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.