The Soviet Socialist Republic of Yeniseisk is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Supreme Soviet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.503 billion Yeniseiskians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krasnoyarsk. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeniseiskian economy, worth a remarkable 2,060 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 196,184 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, Yeniseiskian military drills look more like joint-The Leftist Assembly exercises than anything else, and the Yeniseiskian government is the world's largest NGO. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeniseisk's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Yeniseisk is ranked 311,569^th in the world and 748^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.8 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.