Largest Welfare Programs: 1,812thMost Influential: 2,568thLowest Crime Rates: 2,726th
The Soviet Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Today, the people aren't alone!
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Population2.435 billion

LeaderThe Supreme Soviet
FaithState Atheism

CurrencySoviet Ruble
AnimalBrown Bear

The Soviet Socialist Republic of Yeniseisk is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Soviet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory military service, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.435 billion Yeniseiskians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krasnoyarsk. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeniseiskian economy, worth 371 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 152,696 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, devotion to God is only skin-deep, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, and the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeniseisk's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Yeniseisk is ranked 5,257th in the world and 113th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Poor Incomes, with 143,833.62 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,812thMost Influential: 2,568thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,726thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,965thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,125thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,128thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,136thBest Weather: 3,164thMost Inclusive: 3,290thHealthiest Citizens: 3,327thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,105thMost Secular: 4,287thLargest Governments: 4,514thMost Developed: 4,613thNicest Citizens: 4,649thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,257thMost Pacifist: 5,464thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,807thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,842ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,880thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,945thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,003rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,214thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,835thHighest Food Quality: 8,048thSmartest Citizens: 8,565thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,130thMost Authoritarian: 9,667thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,137thMost Income Equality: 10,162ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,442ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,665thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,102ndHighest Average Incomes: 14,879thMost Patriotic: 17,819thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,671stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,707thMost Efficient Economies: 22,709thSafest: 23,825th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36th in the regionBest Weather: 54th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 55th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 66th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 73rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 80th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 91st in the regionMost Inclusive: 92nd in the regionLargest Governments: 97th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 98th in the regionMost Developed: 100th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 104th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 114th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 122nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 125th in the regionNicest Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 134th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 136th in the regionMost Secular: 144th in the regionMost Pacifist: 145th in the regionMost Extreme: 145th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 150th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 166th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 170th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yeniseisk, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeniseisk, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeniseisk, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeniseisk, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
  • : Yeniseisk voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Voice of ARB".
  • : Yeniseisk voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
  • : Following new legislation in Yeniseisk, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeniseisk, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeniseisk, nine out of ten citizens of Yeniseisk answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeniseisk, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.