The Soviet Socialist Republic of Yeniseisk is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Soviet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory military service, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.435 billion Yeniseiskians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krasnoyarsk. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeniseiskian economy, worth 371 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 152,696 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, devotion to God is only skin-deep, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, and the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeniseisk's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Yeniseisk is ranked 5,257^th in the world and 113^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Poor Incomes, with 143,833.62 Standard Monetary Units.