The Socialist Kingdom of Purplistan is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Lewing IV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.106 billion Purplistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harderwijk. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Purplistanian economy, worth 424 trillion Drachmens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 83,049 Drachmens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is paving paradises to put up parking lots, voting is voluntary, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Unicorn sacrifices, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purplistan's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Paganism.

Purplistan is ranked 320,773^rd in the world and 733^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.