The People's State of Jackuul is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The Unknown Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, conspicuous electricity pylons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.268 billion JSD Citizens, 5.964 billion of whom are zombies, are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syndical District of Bob. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient JSDian economy, worth a remarkable 2,278 trillion JSDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,526 JSDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The real art was the AI friends we made along the way, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, the government is plagued with uncertainty, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime is totally unknown. Jackuul's national animal is the jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is useless.

Jackuul is ranked 3,146^th in the world and 97^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,105.68 on the Clooney Contribution Index.