The People's State of Jackuul is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Unknown Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.301 billion JSD Citizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syndical District of Bob. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient JSDian economy, worth a remarkable 2,213 trillion JSDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 154,769 JSDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, prisons in Jackuul are the summer homes of murderers, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and all facts are created equal. Crime is totally unknown. Jackuul's national animal is the jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is useless.

Jackuul is ranked 11,108^th in the world and 127^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Cultured, scoring 109 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.