The Republic of Dofstasoklia is a very large, genial nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 263 million Dofstasoklians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Dofstasoklian economy, worth 5.05 trillion Korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 19,190 Korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education, the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dofstasoklia's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dofstasoklia is ranked 319,289^th in the world and 573^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 6,448.05 Standard Monetary Units.