The People's Republic of Valentian Edetania is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The cynical population of 606 million Valentian Edetanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soberanigrado. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Valentian Edetanian economy, worth 38.3 trillion labors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 63,125 labors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them, organ donation rates have hit a new low, the government is said to have a martyrdom complex, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Soberanigrado" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentian Edetania's national animal is the bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Valentian Edetania is ranked 97,907^th in the world and 459^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 939.63 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.