The People's Republic of Vincarn is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.441 billion Vincarnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tradair. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Vincarnian economy, worth 159 trillion Solidars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 110,506 Solidars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader is quite hard to get a hold of, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, and workers' complaints never reach central planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vincarn's national animal is the Red Magpie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Vincarn is ranked 7,621^st in the world and 187^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 70.73 on the Kitten Softness Rating.