The Democratic Republic of Bernland is a mid-sized, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 93 million Bernlandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish Bernlandian economy, worth 2.24 trillion nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 24,117 nones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, high school bands practice by moonlight, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and a town hall is called each time a kid asks how far away the sun is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bernland's national animal is the ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Bernland is ranked 300,140th in the world and 593rd in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Average Incomes, with 24,117.09 Standard Monetary Units.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Bernland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
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Bernland, a town hall is called each time a kid asks how far away the sun is.
- : Following new legislation in
Bernland, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
- : Following new legislation in
Bernland, high school bands practice by moonlight.
- : Following new legislation in
Bernland, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
- : Following new legislation in
Bernland, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Following new legislation in
Bernland, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations.
- : Following new legislation in
Bernland, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
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Bernland, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
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Bernland, luck is off the table.












