The Republic of Nueva Alborada is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 436 million Nueva Alboradans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de la Alborada. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Nueva Alboradan economy, worth 15.8 trillion escudoes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,144 escudoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers, large sections of Nueva Alborada have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, sex changes are routinely performed at Nueva Alborada's hospitals, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nueva Alborada's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nueva Alborada is ranked 93,580^th in the world and 85^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,188.2 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.