The Yugoslav Socialist Republic of Croslavia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ivan Konstantin Matheus with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and smutty television. The humorless, devout population of 10.37 billion Croslavians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novi Split. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Croslavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,847 trillion Croslavic Krundins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 178,129 Croslavic Krundins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires, the highest sporting award is the Grail of Tears, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", and people are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Croslavia's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jugoslavic Church.

Croslavia is ranked 5,006^th in the world and 97^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,308.1 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.