The Republic of Beit Suhaila is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 413 million Beit Suhailans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Beit Suhailan economy, worth 14.4 trillion shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 34,813 shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beit Suhaila's national animal is the al-ghazal al-jabali, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beit Suhaila is ranked 307,455^th in the world and 744^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -16.14 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.