The People's Republic of Angilstan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Anton with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, conspicuous electricity pylons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.857 billion Angilstanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angilia. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Angilstanian economy, worth 538 trillion folklars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 139,513 folklars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angilstan's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Angilstan is ranked 53,568^th in the world and 96^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,118.93 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.