The United Kingdom of Alelandd is a small, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 23 million Alelanddians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The weak Alelanddian economy, worth 645 billion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 28,071 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, most ambassadors from Alelandd retire only a few years after being appointed, the diplomatic corps stinks, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alelandd's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Alelandd is ranked 46,823^rd in the world and 352^nd in The Leftist Assembly for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.