The United States of Chatttanooga is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 623 million Chatttanoogans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ooltewah. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chatttanoogan economy, worth 67.4 trillion Curoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,136 Curoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chatttanooga's national animal is the Goblin Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chatttanooga is ranked 101,850^th in the world and 268^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,603.5 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.