The United States of Chatttanooga is a very large, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 484 million Chatttanoogans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ooltewah. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Chatttanoogan economy, worth 45.4 trillion Curoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,872 Curoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Helicopter parenting is on the rise, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chatttanooga's national animal is the Goblin Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chatttanooga is ranked 76,960^th in the world and 337^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 124.9 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.