The Combined Syndicates of Golinistan is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Nobody with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.192 billion Golinistanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Golinistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,590 trillion Nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 221,209 Nones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and recognizing the Golinistani flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Golinistan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Golinistan is ranked 108,129^th in the world and 142^nd in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 7.19 billion capita.