The Kingdom of Jakeiandia is a small, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 26 million Jakeiandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Jakeiandian economy, worth 165 billion Sarins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 6,380 Sarins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jakeiandia's national animal is the Jakeish Giant Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Jakeiandia is ranked 187,389^th in the world and 392^nd in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 216.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.