The Colony of OMANN is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.478 billion OMANNians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Islamabad. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient OMANNian economy, worth 436 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,361 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, and OMANN's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OMANN's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

OMANN is ranked 76,254^th in the world and 2,059^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,804.08 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.