The Colony of Dausuva is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.356 billion Dausuvans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dausuvan economy, worth 440 trillion neo-litas a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,095 neo-litas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown. Dausuva's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dausuva is ranked 52,290^th in the world and 1,146^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.66 law-abiding acts per hour.