The Empire of Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 1.867 billion Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholasians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Petersburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholasian economy, worth 289 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 154,839 Rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 750,635 per year while the poor average 18,488, a ratio of 40.6 to 1.

Citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholasian soldiers know how to create single mothers in more ways than one, and farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season. Crime is totally unknown. Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas's national animal is the Eurasian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas is ranked 186,382^nd in the world and 7,922^nd in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 18,488.3 Standard Monetary Units.