The Most Serene Republic of West Pastafaria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.342 billion Pastafarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strascinati. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Pastafarian economy, worth 628 trillion Vermicellis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,617 Vermicellis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escalators are avoided at all costs, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, and East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of West Pastafaria. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Pastafaria's national animal is the Wild Spotted Collandar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West Pastafaria is ranked 249,239^th in the world and 11,264^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.15 Obesity Rate.