Most World Assembly Endorsements: 412thMost Influential: 894thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,803rd
The Most Serene Republic of
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It's better to butter a noodle than doodle a poodle.
Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour
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West Pastafaria

Population5.342 billion

LeaderGrandmaster Chef Fallzangour

AnimalWild Spotted Collandar

The Most Serene Republic of West Pastafaria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.342 billion Pastafarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strascinati. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Pastafarian economy, worth 628 trillion Vermicellis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,617 Vermicellis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escalators are avoided at all costs, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, and East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of West Pastafaria. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Pastafaria's national animal is the Wild Spotted Collandar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West Pastafaria is ranked 249,239th in the world and 11,264th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.15 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 412thMost Influential: 894thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,803rdMost Pacifist: 5,048thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,433rdSafest: 6,442ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,755thNicest Citizens: 7,105thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,208thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,868thMost Developed: 8,292ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,399thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,568thMost Inclusive: 8,660thHighest Food Quality: 9,391stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,494thSmartest Citizens: 10,204thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,313thHealthiest Citizens: 11,510thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,612thBest Weather: 11,635thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,681stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,774thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,001stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,126thMost Cultured: 12,447thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 14,940thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,463rdMost Secular: 16,066thLargest Governments: 16,811thLowest Crime Rates: 17,105thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,500thMost Efficient Economies: 23,476thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,718thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,628thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,507thHighest Average Incomes: 27,414th
Most Influential: 55th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 174th in the regionMost Pacifist: 178th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 184th in the regionSafest: 213th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 229th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 232nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 232nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 244th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 254th in the regionMost Developed: 258th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 287th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 305th in the regionMost Inclusive: 309th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 311th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 312th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 332nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 337th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 350th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 351st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 364th in the regionBest Weather: 367th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 376th in the regionNudest: 382nd in the regionMost Cultured: 383rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 431st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 443rd in the regionLargest Governments: 471st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 471st in the regionMost Stationary: 473rd in the regionMost Secular: 480th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 512th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 566th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 575th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 615th in the regionLargest Populations: 651st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 690th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 809th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 963rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,091st in the region

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