The Democratic Republic of Dakalian is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by First Minister Tollison Hops with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.622 billion Dakalianites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waller-Bridge. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dakalianite economy, worth a remarkable 2,219 trillion vegas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 230,720 vegas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at First Minister Tollison Hops's office, and children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dakalian's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Day Drinking.

Dakalian is ranked 3,564^th in the world and 4^th in South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.52 percentage of bribes refused.